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Old09-28-2008, 12:36 PM
 

Location: TX

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Here are the official permission slips for a man who wants a night out with the boys and a woman who wants a night out with the girls.
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Old09-28-2008, 12:56 PM
 

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cute
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Old09-28-2008, 01:18 PM
 

Location: back in Boston

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And people wonder why I'm single...

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Old09-28-2008, 07:31 PM
 

Location: on the coast of somewhere beautiful

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Cute!
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Old09-28-2008, 07:47 PM
 

Location: down the shore

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Perfect.

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Old09-29-2008, 01:28 PM
 

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Love it!

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Old09-29-2008, 01:37 PM
 

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I'll print some of those and given them to my wife to guarantee my appearance in future events.

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Old09-29-2008, 03:43 PM
 

Location: Bay Area

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Those are pretty silly. But seriously my husband and I go out with our friends whenever we want, though it ends up being not more often than a couple times a year and its never been an issue. I'm guessing it is for other couples.

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Old09-29-2008, 05:10 PM
 

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In regards to these "permission slips", allow me to ask this:

Since when does women have all the power in relationships (married or unmarried)?

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Old09-30-2008, 12:07 PM
 

Location: TX

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Originally Posted by sms0511View Post

In regards to these "permission slips", allow me to ask this:

Since when does women have all the power in relationships (married or unmarried)?

Usually, right after he says, "I do."
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Permission is a funny thing. You wait for all of your youth to grow up, to become an adult, and to finally be able to give it to yourself. Yet, when you’re there and you want to give yourself that permission, you struggle. The voices of your parents, the expectations from society, and the beliefs that have been ingrained in you come in the way.

You want to walk your own path, live your own life and do what makes you happy. Yet, you also desire to respect the rules of society and make the people you love proud. You want to be a good girl (or boy) - but not at the expense of making yourself unhappy. It’s a tricky thing to maneuver and it’s easy to try to run away from it. Yet, by doing that, you’re hurting everyone including yourself.

You’re hurting your loved ones because you’re not showing up fully. You’re not being honest and truthful about who you are and what you want. You’ll feel miserable and that misery will rub off on the people around you. That isn’t fair on them or you. So don’t do it.

Instead, give yourself the permission...

  • To be you. To do you. To speak your truth. To live your life.
  • To stand tall when you’re challenged. To stand still even when others try to push you. To speak up when you’re wronged. To defend those who are treated poorly.
  • To smile when you’re feeling good. To cry when you’re feeling sad. To shout when you’re feeling angry. To laugh when you’re feeling funny.
  • To speed up when you’re feeling high. To slow down when you’re getting dizzy. To sit still when you’re feeling low. To rest when you're tired. To run when you're bursting with energy. To just flow when things are on the go.
  • To ask for help when you need it. To deny advice when you don't want it. To have alone time when you yearn it. To socialise when you need the buzz.
  • To eat when you're hungry. To drink when you're thirsty. To meditate when you feel frazzled. To breathe when you feel overwhelmed.
  • To love without reservations. To heal without holding back. To let go without holding on. To release without looking back.
  • To give with generosity. To receive with gratitude. To say thanks for the silliest things. To say no to the wrong things. To say yes to the right ones.

This is your permission slip.

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APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS

I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period: Date: Time of departure: Time of return: Location: From: To: Beer Wine Liquor: Total Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be fed up with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever. Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer Locations to be visited Females with whom conversation is permitted IMPORTANT - STRIPPER CLAUSE: Not withstanding the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship. I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree it's not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you on an unlimited shopping spree, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit. I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct. Signed -Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: Request is: APPROVED DENIED This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times. Permission for my boyfriend/fiancé/husband to be away for the following period of time: Permission Letter - Boys Night Out

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Spousal Permission Slips

Question: Who wears the pants between you and Mrs. Mewie?

That answer is quite obvious. To give you an idea, a co-worker noticed a pattern in how I behave and respect my wife. So she sent these permissions slip forms to make our lives easier and transparent.

Here’s mine:

Husband's Night Out Permission Slip

Here’s Mrs. Mewie’s:

Wife's Night Out Permission Slip

You may laugh. I know I did.  I also know men who may cry when they realize how applicable these forms are to their lives.  Happy wife, happy life? I tend to think so.  To think any other way sounds like a path towards chaos, suffering and insanity.

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